Banana Shockproof Vest

First Day of School was a pretty god day in all. The only casualty was my son's banana that exploded in the lunch box making everything soggy ( not very surprising when you see what he does with his backpack). So, last night he requested " a more sturdy banana" in his lunch. Mwahaha, a more sturdy banana! If anybody has developped a patent regarding shockproof-bulletproof ( at least, maybe even atomic bomb grade) banana vest, please contact us.